choke a chicken

Is it wrong that as a married lady I no longer feel the compunction to offer my husband blow jobs? I mean, it's not as though I refuse to have sex, I just don't have a need to impress anyone any more. Those days ended years ago for us. I am quite willing to vary positions and such, indulge in some minor role play and use of toys, so really I think as wives go I am pretty with it still. But bj's just aren't on my radar. Maybe if they weren't such hard work, or my mouth was bigger. Plus there's that whole thing where he grabs your head...maybe it was exciting once upon a time, but now the sensation that I am going to choke and/or barf just isn't sexy. I wish he would just get over it. We're at that you get one once a year on your birthday ha ha stage. And really, is that so bad? He should think of it like Christmas, it only comes once a year too. And you don't spend the rest of the year whining saying I wish it was Christmas today, do you? Again though, he would probably counter that with the argument that yes, it WOULD be nice to have Christmas more often. And for him I suppose it would be. After all, it is a very similar scenario to the BJ one. When we have Christmas, I do all the work, and he gets to sit back, open presents and say "oooh! Ahhhh!" And then fall asleep after he's had his fill of turkey and martinis.  Sounds a lot like a big BJ to me. Although admittedly I do get quite a bit more out of Christmas - so to speak, ha! Sorry honey, but it's true. Oh well, I suppose I can suck it up and continue with the birthday BJ tradition, at least it's only once a year. Is there a statute of limitations on this thing by the way? Like, does this go on indefinitely? Knowing my husband I have no doubt of it, he will still be trying to get me on my knees when I have to stop and take my teeth out first - which I'm sure will just make it all the better for him! Who knows? Maybe that would work better for me too....